Wednesday, August 1, 2007

a question to ponder

as anal as Emily Post seemed to be
having written that huge book of etiquette
never mentioned anything about
a courtesy flush

-david

9 comments:

Greene Street Letters said...

No one (and I repeat..)No one...
wants to see your intestinal "Fleet" floating around in some kind of sick navel formation. Flush and be rid of the evidence.
thank you...

David Finlayson said...

all dive...all dive!

A.J. said...

As I heard some guy say somewhere... "Can't you do math? Add some water to that &%#$!"

Ok folks...here's the deal...when you are going #2, when the poopie hits the water...FLUSH! while you're sitting there! The longer you let the poop sit in the water....the longer and worse it stinks!

Thank you...that is all.

:D

David Finlayson said...

interesting thread

RODRIGUEZ said...
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RODRIGUEZ said...

when it comes to water conservation.....all bets are off in the bathroom. use as much as it takes. I once heard a gadsden city water say that taking the water from the toilet to the recycling plant is inexpensive....the expensive part is getting it back to the faucet. nice.

David Finlayson said...

which makes me wonder what those things floating around in my drinking water are.

Greene Street Letters said...

Corn.
Everyone knows it's corn.
It like you have this pouch that stores nibblet corn and then dumps it at certain times of the year.
That's why when you finish you look down and think to yourself, "When did I eat corn?"

mb

David Finlayson said...

Well...at least corn is good for you.

There's a great slogan for you.

Corn...it keeps coming back.